Zuul was getting cranky, and I knew it was close to nap time, but it was also lunch time, and I was defrosting peas, praying she'd hold out until after lunch. I started her on the boob in the nursery and she fell asleep.
Anticipating this, I had Subversive Dad check in on me once, and, whispering I said "put the peas in the fridge, and please bring me my iPad and a sandwich."
Now, this isn't funny, Subversive Dad is going deaf. He's usually pretty good at reading lips though, so I thought I would be ok. However, 20 minutes after he gave me his iPad, I still hadn't been brought a single thing to eat so, desperate, I went to Facebook.
DISCLAIMER: Please excuse the bad typing on my end as I was doing it with one hand while balancing a baby on my legs. Also, excuse my first attempt at screen capturing. I haven't quite figured out how to trim it all down. I'm a bit graphically challenged - as you can tell by my sloppy blog.
Now, Zuul did wake up right when N called, but Subversive Dad made me a sandwich anyway with a side of shaming glances. He swears I did not ask him for a sandwich, but if there is one thing you ought to know about me is I DO NOT MESS WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD!!!
